Questions about power up custom sound and custom button sounds

Hey forum, I know I haven't posted much and contributed but Im very curious about making the button sounds on my ct to make an orgasm sound when ever I touch a button. ^__^ I know it's pervey, but I think it would be funny and awesome. I have bitpim, but I don't know where the sounds are for the touch settings. So far I see Wood Block Percussion Clean and Echo. I plann on replacing one with the custom sound.

Really I just wanna know, Does anyone know where this is on bitpim?

Well, I know that on the Motorola Razr V3m, the startup animation is an actual .GIF file in a certain folder. There might also be one on LG phones too. You could look for it. The one on the Razr has 2 GIF files in it. It has a startup and shutdown animation.

As for the tap sounds, I have no idea where they'd be.